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The skeptic's prayer

December 19, 2015

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Why we love our guns

December 07, 2015

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Concerning nude photos of Amy Schumer

December 06, 2015

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Mad Men: musings on character and capitalism

November 26, 2015

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How to horrify your children

November 24, 2015

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"All life is precious" and other idiotic ideas

November 18, 2015

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On the greatness of Rome: a review of a review

November 08, 2015

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In defense of nativism

November 06, 2015

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Jesus is Lord -- but only of the rich

October 21, 2015

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Two terrible parents

October 11, 2015

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Why women love fall

October 08, 2015

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Obama the Christian radical

September 26, 2015

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Yesterday

September 21, 2015

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Why Republicans deserve Obamacare

September 17, 2015

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You can't both be a Christian and be a Christian

September 10, 2015

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Miley Cyrus and the post-gender generation

September 03, 2015

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A retraction concerning the Mexican work ethic

August 31, 2015

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A home for Black Lives Matter activists

August 21, 2015

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How to ruin your homeschooled child

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On putting Pat Robertson to death

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"If necessary, use words" and other nonsense

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Speak now, or forever hold your peace

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If God is dead then God's Not Dead killed Him: a very late film review

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Thoughts on Gay Pride Month

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How to fake the presence of God

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To love being American

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Should women be allowed to drink?

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Summoning the Prince of Darkness

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In defense of an openly-racist magazine

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Two tips to avoid being used by men

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So you say you hate the Puritans

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Homeschoolers and gay lovers

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A trip to hell and back

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How to celebrate International Women's Day

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Tyler Durden

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Some thoughts on The Black Eyed Peas

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All romance is tragic

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Concerning war and women

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How to tell if you're in a relationship

February 21, 2015

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Why papa is vain

February 19, 2015

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A toast to Bill Clinton

February 16, 2015

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God's orphan

February 04, 2015

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A hasty and general review of Game of Thrones

January 07, 2015

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How to abort yourself

Dear H, A while back I knew a man who prayed for children. So far as I'm aware not even to get children, but to make a new man of himself. His theory was that the more children he had the more he'd develop his character, and in the act of procreation he was creating a new version of himself -- more patient, and kind, and giving, and in general more Christian. He'd create something out of his body and the end product would be the Fruit of the Spirit.

I've moved to Substack

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On an ancient custom of the Babylonians

Dear M, Montaigne once said he could find something attractive on nearly any woman, but this is far too upbeat for me. Amy Schumer had great legs, but who wants to think too much about them? They're attached to Amy Schumer; and the package deal is too painful to really be called a deal -- it has all the qualities of the bargain bin. You buy the legs and you've bought the mouth.

The last refuge of the moron

Dear H, Brittney Cooper Brittney Cooper, author of the smash hit Eloquent Rage: a Black Feminist Discovers Her Superpower , wanted to be a professor and she got it. This is the basis of her complaint on NBC . Somebody told her, years ago, that the only person she could control was herself, and beyond this that if she didn't smoke crack, or get knocked up, or shoot her neighbors, or steal sneakers, or blow her money on gold chains and spinning rims, and made good choices in general, she would "make it." And she did make the right choices -- to become a professor. Now she has tenure and can say stupid things and nobody can fire her. What she deeply regrets is not having children. Who's to blame for all this? Her wild success implies that it's her. Who does she blame? White neoliberals and their "perverse form of a social gospel."

A gun to our heads

Dear Hannah, My current position on bums is shifting from "downtrodden children of God" to "round 'em up and gas 'em" -- a change I blame on the city of Seattle. It used to be that the homeless were just a sore on the lip of society; but Seattle has taken the worst parables of Jesus and actually made a religion out of them, and now if you aren't willing to throw everything away for the bums you're an outcast and a heretic. That's why I loathe them like the prophets of Ba'al, and every panhandler to me represents not just a failure of chemicals in the brain, or a refusal to get his act together, or a crime spree in waiting or a drug habit in action, but a whole code of ethics I hate for its enforcement -- not even really the bum , but the thing that he stands for . A robbery in progress. Some smug liberal's ticket to heaven on my back. An endless tide of sermons with no actual payout, other than a fuzzy feeling and a fitting in wi

Why "liberal" means "left-winger"

Dear T, Two of my heroes are Mises and Ayn Rand , but for several reasons I could never consider myself a full-blown libertarian. First off is the fact that you can and should legislate morality, and in fact every libertarian without exception does . All government is an extension of moral ideas. He won't prosecute you for stealing a wife, but he'll put you in jail for stealing a loaf; and beyond this he'll do the same thing for murder, and fraud, and kidnapping, and assault -- all of them moral issues, and 100% featured in the book of Deuteronomy.

On wankery

Dear Son, One major reason Americans are dumber than our ancestors is because so many of us are wankers. How good a man is "at life" is directly connected to whether he's spent himself sexually; and, from what I gather, the majority of American men have already wanked themselves dry.

On being friends with Democrats

Dear H, I complain a lot about Seattle, but the truth is I've enjoyed my time here immensely, and now that it's time to go I'll confess I'm going to miss it. Not all of it, but lots of it. Some of even the worst parts of it. It's a terrible place to raise kids, but if you've got the spark of life in you it's a great place to turn into a man. I was an effeminate self-proclaimed socialist when I arrived here, and I'm a die-hard right-winger now that I'm leaving. In all truth the place is a train wreck; and it was the policy towards bums that made me rethink the concept of empathy; the insanity about gays that made me fall in love with gender roles ; the disrespect for whites that made me celebrate my whiteness ; and the praise of outright defects which made me rethink the limits of kindness. There were so many shitty ideas I was forced to rediscover great ideas; and maybe I could have learned these things in a red state, but I doubt I'd

Nerds with guns

Dear T-. My position on breeding is as follows: I'm for it. Not for everyone, but definitely for me, and ultimately in excess . I think this is the position most honest and healthy men have at heart; and the idea that everyone should have one wife is a nice idea and a safe idea -- but certainly not a fun idea. The problem with polygamy lies in what you'd do with the other men. You get one Solomon and 999 guys are left horny and angry and jealous -- and what do you do with the majority of your women? Sure they're all yours; but are they really? Do you really have the time to sweet-talk and caress all of them enough to make them really love you? And can you keep enough of an eye on them to bar them from the other 999 horn-dogs? Too much work if you ask me.

Your body, my choice

Dear M, I never actually believed in my body, my choice -- not only because it was invented to dissect someone else's body, but because it was never legal to jerk off in public. I've seen people try and it ends badly, whether or not the person is famous; and at most the saying only applies to women. For men, my body, my choice goes until a woman hears or sees you and then it's over -- for instance, until she hears you say let's make a baby at work when you're ugly . Was her body affected? No. But then your body can't go back to Target.

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