Sunday, September 25, 2016

On wankery

Dear Son,

I'm convinced that a major reason Americans are dumber than our ancestors is because so many of us are wankers.  Almost nobody likes to talk about this, but a man's excellence is directly connected to whether he's spent himself sexually.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Are women as good as men?

Dear Hannah,

At this point it can very safely be said that feminism, from its inception, was a bait-and-switch.   We know this because from the beginning feminists were telling us they were as good as men; and now that we've let them run everything they're telling us that they aren't.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Mothers and other villains

Dear Hannah,

It seems we have a conflict of interest.  Somewhere within the last couple of years you've decided life is intolerable without music; which is unfortunate because I think life is intolerable with it.  In this regard you came about a decade too late.  Sometime around 2008 someone stole all my cd's and I came to the realization that silence and I were better off than I thought; and my theory, to the best of my ability, has to do with the fact that the things coming out of my brain were more interesting than any music I could put into it.

Friday, September 2, 2016

A Room of One's Own: a review

Dear Hannah,

Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own has the honor of being the first time I've heard patriarchy used as a pejorative and haven't wanted to throw anything at anyone.  Most of the time a woman says patriarchy she's a nutcase, but none of that is visible here.  None of the blaming of "rape culture" for a man making a pass or a woman making a mistake; none of the irrational calls for an equal wage that isn't equal; none of the blaming society when a woman is fat and she knows it; and none of the crusades against slut-shaming when a woman is dirty and flaunts it*.  Virginia Woolf is sensible -- in a woman's way.  She's a hundred years old and a breath of fresh air.  If feminists knew where they came from they'd be embarrassed to stand where they do.