Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Saving the Asians and womenfolk

Dear T,

The news outlets and women have spoken.  Nearly every day for the past two weeks I've seen at least several posts demanding that I, Homo Blanculus, the almighty white man, who knows and sees and does all wrongs, put an end to punching Asians, and also to raping women.  This morning I was in a good mood (and I have a taste for gallantry anyway), so I decided to accept their challenge.  So let it be known that I won't rape a lady or punch an Asian this week.  Nay, I'll outdo their expectations and take the pledge for all year.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Thank God for Columbus

Dear T,

At the time Columbus discovered the New World, the great difference between the main Mexica god and the European God was that the European God would kill you for not being good, and the Mexica god would kill you for not being bad.