Open up your border
And get rid of the police
And get
morbidly obese.
Disarm yourself and
Make sure all the
felons can vote.
Knowingly share AIDS with a friend in
California
But force everyone to wear a mask.
Shoot up in
an alley and then take a dump in it
And leave needles everywhere
for kids to step on
And then complain about pollution.
Bike
naked down the street
And then complain when guys flash
women
Even though being naked is natural
And women are very
strong.
Tear down Lincoln's statue
But leave Lenin's
up.
Never have children --
Or have lots of children with
different people
Of different races
And then tell all your
kids they're oppressed.
Also tell black people they're
oppressed,
By you, just because of your skin;
But also let
them know you're an ally.
And tell everyone about Jesus --
But
only when it involves public policy
And never when it involves
abstinence
Or praying for Republicans.
Tell everyone gender
roles are oppressive
And then act like the opposite gender.
Go
into a little girl's locker room
And then get naked and take a
shower.
Abort your baby and die alone with a cat.
Force
everybody to not work
And then claim capitalism has failed
And
complain about big corporations
and then shut down all the small
businesses.
Shout over a public speaker
And then tell
everyone it's freedom of speech.
Be totally inclusive of your
pet people
And kick out and censor everybody who
isn't.
Celebrate gay pride for a month
and your mom for
only a day.
Tell everyone this is Indigenous territory
And
then don't move anywhere else;
But Europe is for
everyone,
because having a white territory is racist.
Say
that defending black people is anti-racism
but that defending
white people is white fragility;
then join a peaceful
protest
and burn down a black business district.
Complain
about objectification
and then teach all the kindergarteners
about anal.
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