Hannah and Papa J

Hannah and Papa J

Monday, June 6, 2016

How to love yourself like a man

Dear Hannah,

Richard Baxter, a man I consider to be the greatest of the Puritan ministers, once wrote in The Reformed Pastor that the sincerity of a deathbed conversion was extremely unlikely.  The reason he knew this was simple.  He would visit lots of people on their deathbeds, get a profession of faith from them, and then lots of them refused to die.

Once most of them got healthy hell seemed further off and God expectedly got less scary; and the overwhelming majority of the people who'd sworn off all sin were found only weeks later drinking to excess and debauching their neighbors.  None of this is difficult to believe, from either the pastor's perspective or that of the falsely converted.  Nearly everyone's sorry when they're hurt by themselves, and everyone wants forgiveness when they get in sight of a penalty.  An experience of pain is the first hint of an experience of sin.  If wisdom is known by her children we can say the same thing about folly; and if we believe there's nothing to suffer, we almost always believe there's nothing to consider sinful*.

A natural interest in a conversion without effort and a life without holiness led many people, 300 years after the arrival of Christ, to postpone their baptisms until the very last minute. The Emperor Constantine, knowing that the complexity of politics and the simplicity of saintliness were oftentimes mutually exclusive, and that bishops, wielding the threat of excommunication, required absolute Godliness after a baptism, refused to be dunked until he was about to die.  This popularized an already unChristian notion, complained about by Augustine (if I remember correctly, in his Confessions), that salvation could be purchased by ritual, and that a transformation could happen without discomfort.

But a grown man ought to have his heart frequently broken -- by himself.  There can be no sign of health greater than an energy to get you into trouble, and no sign of a conscience greater than a sleepless night over it.  If you've never woken up at 2am over something you've done -- maybe even a word you let slip that signified your cowardice or your dishonesty or your infidelity -- and you've never spent the next hour or two in agony, finally reaching the momentous occasion when you realize you've got to be different, then you've never learned what it means to be great.

Nobody can be a saint unless he experiences the desire to shave his head and sit around in sackcloth** (whether he actually does it or not); and nobody will ever get better unless he hates who he is.  The pains of shame and regret have never been enemies except to the most disgusting of sociopaths and weaklings; and our tendency to want to love ourselves at the expense of our salvation may be popular among liberal women and other mentally defective people; but to a vigorous, dynamic, progressive mind it's the food we feed on, the hour of absolution -- of transformation -- almost of rebirth.  Our secret baptisms ought to be frequent, maybe weekly; maybe nightly.  Penitence ought to be popular.  Self-loving and self-loathing ought to be one and the same, and our desire to love ourselves should be inseparably connected to a desire to change for the better.

Shame is the natural result of our idealism, and humility is the stepping stone to perfection.  The moment we've imagined things could go any better is the moment we've become cognizant of our making them worse.  A world without cowards is a world without heroism.  A world without disappointment is a world without champions.  Do you want to feel better about yourself?   Ask yourself instead how to be better.   Spit in the face of praise without praiseworthiness; reserve your adoration for things that are adorable.  Be brutally truthful with yourself -- and then you can be said to love yourself truthfully.

Your father,

*The horrible bigotry of the Orthodox Jews (or as we should call them, the honest Jews), concerning shrimp and polyester and other things that have nothing to do with morality, can be traced to the original connection they placed between cleanliness and public calamities.  If all morality boils down to the avoidance of suffering in some way or another, it isn't difficult to imagine that anyone who too closely associates the eating of shrimp with national destruction will hold the enjoyment of gumbo on the same level of abhorrence as the practice of adultery.

**Last week I passed a Lutheran church with a reader board that said "be you." Surely this is the house of the apostles and prophets.  The liberal idea of love would be comforting to mankind if only mankind were perfect, and devastating to liberalism if only the liberals were honest.  They always want you to be yourself -- if by being yourself you mean that you're openly gay.  There has been no sermon, so far as I'm aware, about loving yourself if you're a Republican.  And what do you preach about after delivering a "be you"?  Simply put there's nothing left to preach.  All other sermons militate directly against this sermon.  A smart man knows "be you" is either all sermons or none of them. 

The pastor (who I regret to inform womankind is a woman) was not reached by me for correction.  She has already heard Paul in 1 Timothy 2:11-14, ignored him, and went on to prove why he said it.

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